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English and English Podcast 16: Mad Max 5: Sex-Slave Solar Road

This week the English Bros. cover what’s wrong with “fur moms ” and the “dad bod,” how employees are dumb but the company policies are stupider, fat shower shitters, the endangered California bathroom, and the upcoming movie Mad Max and some roads or something.

Broscience on the “dad bod:”

College costs:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/05/opinion/sunday/the-real-reason-college-tuition-costs-so-much.html?WT.mc_id=2015-MAY-WCASeq-OPINION&WT.mc_ev=click&ad-keywords=WCARETARG

Netherlands solar road:
http://www.sciencealert.com/solar-roads-in-the-netherlands-are-working-even-better-than-expected

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English and English Podcast 15: Mama June Vs. Seal Rapist

This time the brothers English are stunned by a woman’s discovery that men prefer her thinner picture, worried that “Mama June” was able to breed, informed that the NSA is listening, entertained (more-or-less) by Avengers 2, and puzzled by how addicted you have to be to stay online for 14 days straight without rest.

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Thin vs fat dating profile:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3064279/Woman-creates-fat-online-dating-profiles-using-size-10-size-18-pictures.html

Water-world refugees:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/real-waterworld-refugees-banned-land-5615336

NSA speech recognition:
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/05/05/nsa-speech-recognition-snowden-searchable-text/

Pee foam lake:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/04/varthur-lake-urine_n_7206196.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Space espresso:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/04/samantha-cristoforetti-sp_n_7208944.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Two week web binge:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/11581344/Chinese-man-who-collapsed-after-14-day-web-binge-begs-paramedics-to-turn-on-his-computer.html

English and English Podcast 14: Science Himself Demands Traffic Circles

This time the brothers talk about Earth Day and the inevitable heat death of the universe, why no one laughs in comedies, soldiers wearing high heels, the spread of traffic circles, and how to properly worship Science Himself.

Cadets in heels:
http://www.redstate.com/2015/04/21/army-forces-rotc-cadets-wear-high-heels/

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English and English Podcast 07: A Little Light in the Chips

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English and English are at it again; This time they discuss chip-bag “shrink-flation,” the recent Kingsmen and Horrible Bosses 2 movies, their ideas for really bad super heroes, how nobody seems to actually win sweepstakes, is a year long proposal really worth the time, a man who sued because his sizzling steak fajita burned him as he prayed, and overly insistent grocery clerks.

Shrinkflation:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrinkflation

Year-long proposal:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECRqF4BHkGk