The Brother’s English start off nerd raging about Star Wars changes, cover the “problematic” nature of affirmative consent, discuss how “empowering” really means “ugly,” face-palm over Bill Nye’s new stupidity, laugh at the Jeopardy woman’s voice, investigate how many terrorist acts in the USA are by Muslims, and wonder when SNL got so not funny.
This time the gentlemen English talk about the recent UFC fights and the new Bond movie, the recent Paris attacks and the memes and media that sprung from it, Charlie Sheen’s HIV news, a lawyer who is fighting the NSA in court, and an Indonesian couple who ate a man’s genitals.
This time the English bros. talk about the lack of exciting movies this year, if the new DC movies will be shit, the plight of the millennial generation, the intellectual black hole that is Facebook, and the migration crisis.
After an unscheduled hiatus, the Bros. English drop a double-size podcast for your listening pleasure, were they talk about the Flash show and the Reverse Flash, how growing potatoes on mars is still just farming, more about people who “believe in Science,” curing the late night jimmy-legs, and does Kratom actually do anything?
This episode, the brothers English start off with some MESA test cards and online quizzes, talk about Trump’s McCain comments, wonder why a colon in a movie title is a bad sign, if Batman v. Superman will be any good, once again dispense the wisdom on some advice forums, and invent the hot new movie of the year – The ButtF**kers Glorious! (NSFW you guys, per usual.)
This time the brothers English cover Bill Nye’s science fail, dealing with a grabby gay roommate, having your girl not invited to a party, evolution and de-evolution, a drunk mom who trying to “teach her kid about nudity,” a grandma who always falls for phone scams, and a kind of socialism we can get behind.
Amused by trolling the advice columns last podcast, the Brothers English once again dispense some righteous wisdom to some folks, including grandparents who use a webcam to spy on their grand-kids, a man using a couple’s group for sex fantasies, and a woman wondering if a fart is a sign of true love.
The English bros once more laugh at the state of the world, going over Hilary and Jebs lame presidential campaigns, Planned Parenthood’s brain harvesting, raising “awareness”, and marathon winner Tigist Tufu being overshadowed by an idiot who forgot her tampon. The brothers also troll an Ask Amy site and fix her lame advice.
After a long week away, the brothers English ponder how jobs can incentivize you wrong; whether you can have a girl who is hot, sane, and nice all at once; Geno Smith’s jaw busting; the Trainwreck movie; dropping testosterone levels in the modern world; and James Lawrence, the man who ran 50 iron man triathlons in a row.
English 1 and English 2 cover the recent outrageous news stories: Cecil the lion’s late-night snack misadventures, Jessica Valenti’s cup of male tears (but no male attention,) the new Mission Impossible, Philadelphia’s abiding love of robots, and the all-too-fitting title of “cuckservative.”