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English and English Podcast 16: Mad Max 5: Sex-Slave Solar Road

This week the English Bros. cover what’s wrong with “fur moms ” and the “dad bod,” how employees are dumb but the company policies are stupider, fat shower shitters, the endangered California bathroom, and the upcoming movie Mad Max and some roads or something.

Broscience on the “dad bod:”

College costs:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/05/opinion/sunday/the-real-reason-college-tuition-costs-so-much.html?WT.mc_id=2015-MAY-WCASeq-OPINION&WT.mc_ev=click&ad-keywords=WCARETARG

Netherlands solar road:
http://www.sciencealert.com/solar-roads-in-the-netherlands-are-working-even-better-than-expected

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English and English Podcast 15: Mama June Vs. Seal Rapist

This time the brothers English are stunned by a woman’s discovery that men prefer her thinner picture, worried that “Mama June” was able to breed, informed that the NSA is listening, entertained (more-or-less) by Avengers 2, and puzzled by how addicted you have to be to stay online for 14 days straight without rest.

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Thin vs fat dating profile:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3064279/Woman-creates-fat-online-dating-profiles-using-size-10-size-18-pictures.html

Water-world refugees:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/real-waterworld-refugees-banned-land-5615336

NSA speech recognition:
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/05/05/nsa-speech-recognition-snowden-searchable-text/

Pee foam lake:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/04/varthur-lake-urine_n_7206196.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Space espresso:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/04/samantha-cristoforetti-sp_n_7208944.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Two week web binge:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/11581344/Chinese-man-who-collapsed-after-14-day-web-binge-begs-paramedics-to-turn-on-his-computer.html

English and English Podcast 14: Science Himself Demands Traffic Circles

This time the brothers talk about Earth Day and the inevitable heat death of the universe, why no one laughs in comedies, soldiers wearing high heels, the spread of traffic circles, and how to properly worship Science Himself.

Cadets in heels:
http://www.redstate.com/2015/04/21/army-forces-rotc-cadets-wear-high-heels/

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English and English Podcast 12: Corn Injected Cow Anus

This week the English bros. discuss how all movie trailers contain spoilers now, is eating healthy an eating disorder, corn injected cow anus, human risk assessment habits, Hillary Clinton fighting women and children, and a long game of would you rather.

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English and English Podcast 11: Joe Biden and the Secret Gays

In this podcast, the brothers English wonder why all the dumbest news stories are real while the coolest are false, why a cardboard fort got code enforced, is the “gay agenda” real if Joe Biden is meeting with them, which 007 movies are the best, and can the modern workplace escape the tyranny of telemetrics.

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Joe Biden and the”secret gays:”
www.bloomberg.com/politics/article…political-donors

Cardboard Fort:
www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/04/…-come-to-an-end/

Snowden interview:
washington.cbslocal.com/2015/04/06/sn…n-in-history/

iWatch telemetrics:
www.breitbart.com/california/2015/…op-on-employees/

English and English Podcast 10: German Cannibal Cop

This week, the bros. cover a former German cop with a cannibal fetish, fake roadblocks in Chicago, the “Secret of the Internet” project and being your own boss, ego vs pride, righteous battle, and the shameless people of Walmart.

The Secret of the Internet
http://secretoftheinternet.com/

German cannibal cop:
http://news.yahoo.com/german-cop-awaits-verdict-cannibalism-website-killing-063244358.html;_ylt=AwrBJSBNFxxVICEAPUHQtDMD

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English and English Podcast 09: The Jenifer Lopez Anaconda Seduction Technique

This time the English bros. talk about Putin’s return, how an African hospital trained disease sniffing rats, why you should please stop running, the big plot (corn) hole in Interstellar, selling possessed dolls on eBay, the perils of mace attacks, and how men always fall for the Jenifer Lopez anaconda seduction technique.

Rats sniff out disease:
www.france24.com/en/20150324-gian…t-tb-mozambique/

Haunted doll sales:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/23/ha…ef=weird-news

Man attacks woman with mace:
sacramento.cbslocal.com/2015/03/23/ma…-on-facebook/

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English and English Podcast 08: You Sunk my Google Balloon

In this spectacular episode, the English Bros. talk about using your son as a bow, ISIS soldiers hiding in drag, Google’s balloon crash scaring a rural Mexican town, some indie/lesser-known gems on Netflix, starving sea lion pups in California, running out of gas on your motorcycle, how the core premise of X-men comics is getting old, and the spreading plague of Facebook ego-gluttony and pity-parties.

The Slingshot Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/JoergSprave

“Housebound” movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3504048/

“Danger 5” series:
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/danger-5

ISIS in Drag:
http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/ISIS-fighters-dress-as-women-in-desperate-attempt-to-flee-battlefield-394060

Hertz car cameras:
http://fusion.net/story/61741/hertz-cameras-in-rental-cars/

Google balloon spooks town:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/L/LT_MEXICO_GOOGLE_LOON?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-03-13-18-37-43

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English and English Podcast 07: A Little Light in the Chips

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English and English are at it again; This time they discuss chip-bag “shrink-flation,” the recent Kingsmen and Horrible Bosses 2 movies, their ideas for really bad super heroes, how nobody seems to actually win sweepstakes, is a year long proposal really worth the time, a man who sued because his sizzling steak fajita burned him as he prayed, and overly insistent grocery clerks.

Shrinkflation:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrinkflation

Year-long proposal:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECRqF4BHkGk