About Brett English

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The illustrious Mr. English is joined by the distinguished Mr. English.

Posts by Brett English:

English and English Podcast 25: Lesbian Cop Dildo Fight

The Bros English talk about buying dog food on amazon, drugs and prohibition, if batman v superman will suck, how the “suicide squad” is in love with tattoos, the actually horrifying Ernest Scared Stupid, the confederate flag ban, how most food is fake, and the wacky misadventures of the lesbian prison guard and her dildo attacking ways.

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English and English Podcast 23: I’m Not Gay, But the Tax Breaks are Great!

This time the learned masters English cover the important topics of our time: immigration, the supreme court, gay marriage, Obama-care, Italian priests battling African sex slavers, Greece, and settling once and for all whether chickens can fly. Also they work in some poop jokes.

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Priests Exorcise Vodoo curses:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3140330/I-nest-insects-inside-body-wanted-die-Revealed-Italian-priests-conducting-EXORCISMS-break-voodoo-spells-terrified-Nigerian-migrant-girls-traffickers-force-work-prostitutes.html

English and English Podcast 21: Rachel Dolezal’s Reverse Oreo Double Dunk

This week, the Brothers English discover a real laser shotgun, investigate the growth of the Mexican worship of lady death, check the week’s trending topics, see more police brutality on the news, and discuss everyone’s favorite reverse-Oreo Rachel Dolezal.

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DIY 40W Laser Shotgun:
http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/watch-this-changes-everything-the-do-it-yourself-laser-shotgun-dangerous-is-an-understatement_06082015

Saint Death worship:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/columns/darkdreams/14021-Santa-Muerte-Gaining-More-Prominence-in-Mexican-Culture.3

Billionaire Bunkers:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jimdobson/2015/06/12/billionaire-bunkers-exclusive-look-inside-the-worlds-largest-planned-doomsday-escape/

English and English Podcast 20: Mattress Girl’s Non-Consensual Self-Promoted Sex Tape

This week the brother’s English cover recent trending topics, the good and bad of the recent Daredevil show and Mad Max movies, and the Mattress Girl video she doesn’t want you to see (except she really does.)

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Mattress Girl Sex video:
http://www.returnofkings.com/65421/mattress-girl-emma-sulkowicz-makes-a-rape-sex-tape

English and English Podcast 19: Macy’s Backdoor Teen Mom

This episode, the English bros talk about top trending Google stories, the Macy’s spitting woman, using Facebook to fish for freebies, the social justice calendar, and the “Worf Effect.”

Social Justice Kitten Calendar:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/00060fb33a8fd57808b957c2ce656706/tumblr_ndlz5yqLvP1s71q1zo2_r1_1280.png

English and English Podcast 18: Owning Bully Dogs is a CHOICE

This time the English brothers talk about funny youtube channels, their celebrity look-alikes, shitty journalism, why there are few black super-heroes, pit-bull “bully dogs,” why the recession never stopped and is worse than you know, and the face-palm inducing “CHOICE” celebrations.

Carnik Con channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/CarnikConShow

Bully Dogs Whiner:
http://www.gainesville.com/article/20150523/OPINION03/150529857?Title=David-E-Carlson-It-is-beyond-me-why-so-many-people-want-a-bully-for-a-dog

English and English Podcast 17: My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Pre-Nup

This time the English Bros. talk about some of their favorite bad-ass quotes, how signing a marriage licence is the same as a pre-nup, a slap happy girl on flakka, the ultimate man, and then they get deep and talk about learning to understand your own motivations.

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The Ultimate Man videos:

Rats feel empathy:
http://news.sciencemag.org/brain-behavior/2015/05/rats-forsake-chocolate-save-drowning-companion

Chinese Internet cafe birth:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3083242/Chinese-woman-gives-birth-internet-cafe-toilets-carries-surfing-net.html